8pm food diary (Jan 24):
*organic oatmeal and 2 slices turkey bacon
*triscuits (I eat alot of triscuits!)
*Wendy's Junior cheeseburger
*a couple of Grant's fries
*small salad and bowl of chicken soup
*4 hershey kisses (damn those pretty red foil wrappers!)
*2 apple slices
First Jamie says, "Hey, mom, that shirt you're wearing looks like a grandma shirt."
I respond, "I've never seen your Grandmother wear a shirt that looks remotely like this. And she doesn't shop at Banana Republic."
Then he says, "Well, it looks like some other old lady then."
A few minutes later he says, "Those boots look like the ones on the mean nanny with the whip on the Charter commercial where the mom blocks out TV shows."
So, I guess I am an old-lady-wanna-be-hooker-dominatrix-chic.
I don't think that's what I was going for.